The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name. (Aldous Huxley)
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. (Arthur C. Clarke)
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. (Robert Frost)